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fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “ANYTHING ELSE FOR TONIGHT?” Bottom Text: “DID I ASK YOU FOR ANYTHING ELSE?”] I’m sorry, but whaaaaat?  I, like many other convenience store robins, have taken to asking my customers if there is anything else I can get for them when they bring something up to my counter.  I work in a kiosk gas station - so all of the drinks are outside where the customers are and I have things like cigarettes and other tobacco behind me to grab for them if they need it.  Maybe half the time, just by my asking, someone will remember something they meant to get and otherwise would’ve forgotten.  The other half the time, they just reply with a simple ‘no, that’s all’ and we go on with the transaction. But this. I got this response yesterday from a woman who was completely serious about it.  When I apologized and said that I only ask because sometimes people forget things, she snapped back with “Well, not me. I never forget anything.” Like, really? Because apparently you forgot your manners back in your car when you stepped out about five minutes ago.
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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “ANYTHING ELSE FOR TONIGHT?”

Bottom Text: “DID I ASK YOU FOR ANYTHING ELSE?”]

I’m sorry, but whaaaaat?  I, like many other convenience store robins, have taken to asking my customers if there is anything else I can get for them when they bring something up to my counter.  I work in a kiosk gas station - so all of the drinks are outside where the customers are and I have things like cigarettes and other tobacco behind me to grab for them if they need it.  Maybe half the time, just by my asking, someone will remember something they meant to get and otherwise would’ve forgotten.  The other half the time, they just reply with a simple ‘no, that’s all’ and we go on with the transaction.

But this. I got this response yesterday from a woman who was completely serious about it.  When I apologized and said that I only ask because sometimes people forget things, she snapped back with “Well, not me. I never forget anything.”

Like, really? Because apparently you forgot your manners back in your car when you stepped out about five minutes ago.

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ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

Yahoo, this is what we present to you! This is what you paid for. So sad.

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